"This year I want to be a jerk for Halloween!"
Have you seen that commerical for those low fat yougurts where the guy (husband) is talking on the phone with his male friend/buddy/pal? He keeps talking about how he is eating cheesecake and chocolate and other things like that while losing weight. Well it turns out he is talking about yougurt flavors. His wife walks into the kitchen and listens in on his conversation as she opens the door to their stupid fridge. She finally says something to the effect of "Uh, what are you doing?" She may have called him "Honey" or something and he sheepishly tells his friend he has to go. He should have said, "I'm on the fucking phone!?!? What are you doing?!?!"
But that ain't how you sell yogurt nowadays.
The guy from the Twilight movies needs to stop walking around looking like someone is pissing in his eyes.
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