Sunday, October 11, 2009

I Drank the Water From a Hurricane

So apparently alot of people are bipolar. Sometimes I feel like I am and sometimes I feel like I'm not...get it? But seriuosly folks, I was just in a corner store on 74th and 1st and there was a women in there that spent $175! I guess it wouldn't be all that hard to do that at a corner store considering they charge $43 for 4 mach three blades and $12 for Honey Nut Cherrios. It was still hectic to watch her grab stuff off shelves and put it on the counter as the guy working the register attempted to bag evrything.
Anyshits, alot of famous people are bipolar...here are a few:
Ludwig van Beethoven (Funny because he thinks who the fuck he is)
DMX (What?! Come on!)
Phil Spector (This guy murdered a person and has wacky hair)
Brian Wilson( That explains all the sand nonsense)
Theodore Roosevelt (Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster...whatever that menas!)
Darryl Strawberry(Great guy)
Edgar Allen Poe (I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat...quoth the butthead)
Mark Twain (I like Mark Twain)
Jim Carey (Jim Carey sucks)
Robert Downey Jr. (The Soloist looked awful)
Robin Williams (Unwatchable on late night talk shows. Have you seen this guy? Oh right, he used to do coke.)
Tracy Ullman (Weird lady)

Those commericals with the Cat Stevens song and that phone are really annoying. The one with Chevy Chase, Molly Shannon, Dana Carvey and that other guy that is still on the show that will soon be as unfunny and boring as all the other people in that commerical is really annoying. Oh yeah and Cat Stevens? Some muslim you are... so decadent.

Papelbon blows a lead in the playoffs, the Sox get swept and the Yanks sweep the Twins...that was a pretty good day. I like Jorge Posada because he seems to get pissed off with nonsense at a very reasonable rate. Most people put up with nonsense too much.

I saw half of Fred Claus today...great movie.

5 comments:

  1. I also dislike that commerical. "If you want to be me, be me. If you want to be you, be you." No, don't be me, I'm me. You be you.

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  2. Real life rick moranis is sitting in front of me. I really can't contain myself right now...I just shit myself.

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  3. Ok..that Gross Tony lives in Dobbs Ferry

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