14 Signs You Might Be A Jerkoff Face

1. You like Dane Cook.
2. You have a problem with asking for help.
3. You are wearing a baseball hat with the letter B on it.
4. You say the word sick to describe something in a positve light like,"SIIIIIICK!"
5. You tell people you had sushi for lunch or dinner like they are supposed to care.
6. You use your Facebook status to tell people you are: bored, had sushi, are going on vacation and "It's gonna be CRAZY!", adopted a live baby infant, is sad and "Just doesn't know ne mo"...well you get it...
7. You think it is stupid I made the Dane Cook thing the first one.
8. You use anything besides Google...come on it's Google.
9. You like the book "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max
10. You don't like my soon to be published book "I Hope They Fucking Kill Your Mother On Chrsitmas Morning, Tucker Max" by me
11. You like that song by Fergie. You know the "I hope you know, I hope you know that it has nothing to do with you."
12. You use Axe Body Spray
13. You don't say please and thank you at bars, restaurants and stores.
14. You have a poster hanging in your apartment of a character from Scarface, The Sopranos or Godfellas (If you have that one with a character from all of these movies/shows, than everyone you know hates you)