I Think They Found Another Cure For Broken Hearts And Feeling Insecure

I never tried to run away when I was a kid. I guess because my home life was pretty good. In The Royal Tenenbaums "The Baumer" and Margot run away to a museum and lived there for awhile. It is a nice idea but I cannot relate. I would have loved to do something like that but I did not want to upset my mother or have my sister get mad at me. My sister hit me over the head with a metal bat when she was like three so I was not interested in getting on her bad side. Here is the things with kids: people give them too much credit. Someone has a baby and they want you to "meet them." You cannot meet a baby. It is like meeting a carton of milk. Once it turns 2 or so, you have a better idea of what exactly is going on. Also you cannot meet dogs or cats or christmas trees.

The blue guys in Avatar are really tall.

Coconut M&Ms, really?

I heard someone say to his friends tonight as they were doing shots "To long life and short attentions spans." I prayed to the devil and Allah that he would choke on his lemon drop...he did not. I do like funny things though.

Charles Barkley is a fat person now.

I wonder if the show "The Jersey Show" will make the Jersey shore even more annoying than it was before the show. Like I mean will it get even more Italian American...if that is possible.