-This picture is hanging in a pizza shop in Yonkers, NY. It is a picture of the man that makes the food behind the counter. He decided that it would be good for his business to include this picture where people would be ordering food products.
-You see those Ashton Kutcher commericals? For those cameras? I mean come on, that guy needs his ass kicked.
-I love Christmas and I love Christmas movies but you cannot release a Christmas movie closer to Halloween than Thanksgiving.
-Dog food commericals that show you fresh cut meat, whole grains and colorful vegetables to prove how good their food is piss me off. If they are wasting such good food on dogs, we have lost our way as a country. I've had a couple dogs in my life and I have seen them eat their own shit and other dog's shit on a number of occasions. In fact, my first dog Max died after he ate a music tape and the ribbon from that tape cut his inside apart like a handful of chinese stars. Dog food should be made of the parts of animals humans find too repulsive to eat. Case closed. You're welcome.
-Very happy the Yankess won. Sign Andy. Sign Damon. Say adios to Matsui (Adios is Spanish for goodbye...which is a weird joke about Matsui being Japanese...good luck figuring that out!).
-Just a heads up for you local news fans out there, Rosana Scotto is quickly becoming a major problem. She does the Good Day show from 7-10 am Fox 5 with Ray Kelly. It looks like I did her plastic surgery and she tries act like she has real New York attitude. Let me tell you something Rosana (If thats real name), I am not buying it; not with that pressed suit and expensive face make-up. Also, drop the loser accent.
I don't know why it insists on being posted like this. I am annoyed.
ReplyDelete"Wasn't Matsui just voted MVP of the entire world series? Why are throwing him off the team?"
ReplyDeleteHey - that's what I'd say if I were calling into sports radio.
Anywhosiewosie, rosana is a real new yorker. A real New Yorker giving New Yorkers what they want the most: STRAIGHT TALK.
p.s. in my sports radio talk i wouldnt omit words. like "we" and such. Id be better than that.
ReplyDelete"We got Elaine from Manhattan on the line, Elaine how are you today?"
ReplyDelete"Hanging in there, hanging in there. Why are you throwing Matsui off the team? Didn't he win MVP of the entire World Series?"
someday, I WILL be that lady.
ReplyDeletehey i wrote about early christmas crap too...
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ps. i don't want damon.
Hey can I have a plain pie with as little chest hair as possible?
ReplyDeleteI'm following your blog now. Do the same me.
ReplyDeleteActually, make that extra chest hair.
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