There are way too many blogs about people being pregnant or raising kids. When will people understand that other people think their kids are assholes? This world is full of little kids that are ticking time bombs just waiting to be the next groups of douchebags, loser frat boys or men that drink Heinken. Oh you're baby whatever rolled over? Do not create a blog about it. Tell your mother. Because the internet just cannot be bothered.
Robert Deniro and Dustin Hoffman have agreed to make only terrible movies for the rest of their lives.
I don't think Sharon Stone was acting in Casino. I think that is how she lives her life.
Did you know New York has a basketball team?
Thanksgiving is coming up and we all know what the Peanuts crew ate at their Thanksgiving:
Toast, popcorn and what looked like jelly beans.
At the first Thanksgiving they ate:
Cod, Eel, Clams, Lobster, Wild Turkey, Goose, Duck, Crane, Swan, Partridge, Eagles
Meat: Venison, Seal,Wheat Flour, Indian Corn,Pumpkin, Peas, Beans, Onions, Lettuce, Radishes, Carrots, Plums, Grapes, Walnuts, Chestnuts and Acorns.
In outer space they eat:
outer space turkeys and spaghetti.
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When you said eagles, you meant "bald" eagles, correct? Fucking pilgrims.
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