Thursday, November 12, 2009

2012...Go Jump Up Your Own Ass

2012: is there a scarier group of numbers on Earth? 6666 might be scarier because it is the sign of the beast plus another 6 for more evil. However, I still think 2012 is scarier because of the shows on History channel and I also feel like the extra 6 throws off the balance of 666. The prince of evil demands balance...and blood! But let's bring this back to why we're all here...2012.

So people seem to think that because the Mayans got lazy (big surprise) and put down their sharpies after filling out calendars for thousands of years ahead of their own time the world is going to end in 2012. Perhaps they got distracted while sipping their hot chocolate type drinks or misreading the heavens or stealing ideas from the Egyptians (pyramids), the Spanish (their beautiful language) and the French (Nostradamus). Do I think the world will end in 2012? Good question but the answer is no. There is simply too much money to be made. Do I have advice for those who think the world will end in 2012? Yes, google Y2K...FACE!

Getting back to the devil, does he think the world will end in 2012? No, he does not.

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