People that say they are not afraid to die should eat shit and die. You're not afraid to die? Apparently you are also not afraid to be a giant liar. There are children and tribes in the Amazon (the smartest rain forest...by far!) that are afraid to sleep but you walk around telling people you're not afraid to die? Well you have a lot of apologizing to do.
Here is the thing about death, whether you believe in God or Yaweh or Jimi Hendrix, when you die you are going to be scared. If you go to heaven or hell or if the lights just go out and you have no memory of the life you just lived, nothing will ever be the same. Lets take the best option: heaven. Mark my words, like an Apple store when some stupid fucking thing comes out, heaven is full of annoying people. Well meaning neighbors and school principals will be wall to wall in heaven.
However, if you go to hell the devil will make baked beans out of your insides while a Journey cover bands tries to figure out the chords to Don't Stop Believin'. Also everyday will be Halloween,not because it is scary because it would be really annoying.
So the last option is if the lights just go out and that is that. This is a very scary option. At least in hell you can look back on the good things about when you were alive. If you die and there is nothing I am going to be mad....but screaming Hallelujah!!!
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You can still hope to be re-incarnated as a bird or a tree
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