Nothing good has ever resulted from someone getting Cinnabon.
You think you want it so you get off the at the rest stop on the Garden State and the next thing you know, you have thick cinnamon paste in between your fingers, behind one of your ears and on your nice new tee shirt. Of course your stomach is also working overtime to try and digest the bookbag sized "treat" you just ate. Actually your whole body gets thrown into freak out mode once you start shoveling that shit in; your eyes become watery, your big toenail on your right foot begins to become in grown and you almost immediately begin to dry heave and choke.
I googled the internets and found the nutritional facts for a cinnabon:
Classic Cinnabon (Cinnabon)
Serving Size: 1roll; Calories: 813, Total Fat: 32g, Carbs: 117g, Protein: 15g
Cool, right?
Now if you are going to eat one of these things you will clearly need something to wash it down with. The sane choice is a water...HOWEVER, they do offer something called a Chillata. Here is the description:
Cinnabon is chillin’ this summer with another sweet idea: amazing, hand-blended frozen beverages called “Chillattas.” These refreshingly indulgent drinks come in several flavorful varieties. So stop by the Cinnabon at your local mall today and cool off with a whole lotta Chillattas! But be careful! These Chillattas are soooo cool you might need a Cinnabon to warm you back up!
It is, for the most part, a slushie with whipped cream and caramel. So in between mouthfuls of that chubby cinnabon, suck down some of that Chillatta with its gooey caramel and whipped cream.
Jesus Christ, I can't write anymore about this...you are on your own!
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