Anytime I see someone use a payphone I get suspicious. In fact if the mayor wants to really crack down on crime I think he should place a plain clothes policeman by every pay phone in the city. Once someone goes to use it, you either arrest them right on the spot or pump their guts full of lead.
Two brothers in Budapest(may not actually be a place) that lived in a cave are inheriting 6.6 billion dollars from their mother. "If this all works out, it will certainly make up for the life we have had until now — all we really had was each other — no women would look at us living in a cave," Geza Peladi told the Telegraph.
They also said they would spend alot of their time tracking down their mother's death certificate and proof of their identities. You are Goddamn right they are. No more drinking rain water that collected in banana leaves or eating worms. When asked what would be the best part about not living in a cave, both brothers replied,"Not living in a cave anymore."
I would like to be in the doctor's office when Frankenstein went for his first check-up.
Tiger Woods is not a sex addict. He is a fucking nerd that lost control. Did you read some of those texts he sent these women? Google it and get ready to laugh. People wonder why these women saved these texts from him for so long but I have to tell you, if I slept a famous chick and she texted me about it--I'd save it. "Yo bro, check out this text I got from Celene Dion."
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